Taking a Rideshare #1 (Uber, Lyft, etc)

A: Are you Henri?

B: Yes, I am going to the airport.

A: Got it. I hear an accent... where are you from?

B: Take a guess; I'll give you a big tip if you're right.

A: Oh, I love a challenge. Let's see... wait, how many guesses do I get to earn the big tip?

B: Hmm... how about 3? Actually, I'm feeling generous. You get 5 guesses.

A: May I ask a few questions first?

B: Sure.

A: Ok, what is the sport called where a ball is kicked around a field with the aim of getting it into a net?

B: Good question! Of course, this is called soccer in this country, but football to the rest of the world.

A: So you definitely are not American.

B: Well, my accent and destination told you that, no?

A: Yeah, yeah. Ok, I'm going to guess France.

B: Why France?

A: Well, you spell Henry with an "i", for one.

B: Yes, but I am not from France.

A: Ok, then I guess either Australia, Ireland, or Canada.

B: Wrong, wrong, and wrong again, my friend.

A: Was that 5 guesses? I give up.

B: You should never quit so easily.

A: You're from Haiti!

B: What? How did you know?

A: My father told me that no one is stronger or more tenacious than a Haitian. Am I right?

B: You are correct, and your father is a smart man.